aftershock

Momentarily after having a large bowel movement, the need to return to the restroom to produce another, usually smaller one (in some rare instances the aftershock can be larger).

Mike: Dude, you're going to the shitter again?

Tom: Man, I feel a big aftershock coming on!

by fdubzou February 2, 2010

afterbath

The period of time when your dog freaks out all over the house / apartment because they just got done with their bath. Often occurs from dogs who act like they are dying on the inside when receiving the bath.

Me to Friend via text: Dude your dog was like, 'I want to play in the mud!' And I was 'like sure, but you get a bath now.' Dog was like, 'Why do you hate me?' Now after the shower your dog is freaking out...

Friend Response: My dog lives for the afterbath.

by Humenbean May 7, 2011

After School Bombing

the act taking a HUGE shit after coming home from school

Jason-"ah man, that lunch aint setting right with me man"

Quan-"just use the nurse room toilet"

Jason-"nah, i'll just do an After School Bombing, our bathroom has a window"

by Kokujoman July 28, 2011

aftb

Android Fire TV Box

WHAT THE FUCK IS AFTB IN MY ERROR LOGS??!?

by Definitionator Aficionado February 5, 2019

after time

The space after time stops.

We're in the After Time now.

by TREBORME May 8, 2019

awkward aftermath

When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.

*awkward pause*

"whoa, it just got really quiet"

*another awkward pause*

"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"

by ssshhh September 6, 2009

after school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after school special would end.

by Elliott October 4, 2006