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Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.
Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 12, 2017
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Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.
Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile
by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023
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Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 24, 2022
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Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US
-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk
by Molnia November 21, 2020
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jerk

a person(typically a guy) who has no money or does not spend lavishly on a potential partner.
(Lady) Guy on the dating site is a jerk.
by UrbanDefinator January 22, 2021
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Jerk

Person who has no explaining for others and has no idea what is going on is rude and mean to other like to just rude Jess bozell
Tyler Coplen is a Jerk to Jess Bozell
by Ilike2eatpussy May 21, 2018
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