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hand raiser

Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.
End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?

Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"

Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.

Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.

A mob ensues.....
by -Ren- December 13, 2008
mugGet the hand raisermug.

Thalidomide Hand

The Thalidomide Hand is obtained when two lovers embrace side-by-side in bed, and one of them has their hand emerging from under their body. It resembles a common deformity from the early 60s caused by the use of the drug Thalidomide.
"When Lauren and I started making out in bed, she had rolled over onto her right arm and got the Thalidomide hand."
by Rick Deckard January 6, 2010
mugGet the Thalidomide Handmug.

RANDY HAND

WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND
MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH
by TWO PAT SHAKUR October 16, 2008
mugGet the RANDY HANDmug.

The Black Hand

The official faction of assasins found in the Bethesda owned game "Oblivion"
A reference to the clan of assasins found in another defenition of this phrase. Also known as the Dark Brotherhood. They follow the spirit known as the Night Mother (AKA Old Lady Luck). The Dark Brotherhood only kills those who have not proven themselves worthy of living (For various reasons but mostly for murder and scamming).
"I trust your decisions will only benefit The Black Hand."-(Lucienne LaChance)
by Pancaxe May 12, 2009
mugGet the The Black Handmug.

Pussy Hands

When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.
Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!

Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!
by that guy with the camaro October 26, 2009
mugGet the Pussy Handsmug.

mr. hands

err what? a guy that got analled by a horse and died...duuude thats just some fucked up shit right there....he fucked an animal!! WTF
its people like mr. hands which is why aids exists
by vikrattlehead January 5, 2009
mugGet the mr. handsmug.

stone hands

A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.
I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.

other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands
by some polak September 22, 2004
mugGet the stone handsmug.

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