suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.

I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

oh my goth i'm tho goth

It's what someone who's goth (they usually have a lisp) says when they think they're all goth and stuff.

"Like,oh my goth i'm tho goth"...

by Beavis....... September 12, 2005

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

Tongue my hole and make me cum !

"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.

Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !

by eda-skip October 9, 2021