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suck my ex-dick

What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
by Virgin Suicides November 1, 2017
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Dick Battling Space Unicorn

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.
by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010
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Short Dick Memory Loss

One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022
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placid dick syndrome

A state in which a female feels that she must reinact the movie "Lake Placid" during oral sex, or, if you are so fuckwildly stupid that you need a less vague description, she goes cock eating monster on that unlucky SOB and just tears the upper half of his sexy stick in half... Pretty painful, just like watch the movie "Lake Placid".
"Yessaday, me and Juleeee was wachin' that er Lack Plasad, and she done bite a niggaz dick off."
"Niggabitch done pulled a PDS, o' Placid Dick Syndrome, it hurt likes a bitch."
by Tyranny December 28, 2005
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cheesey-dick-anus

You have anal sex and then melt cheese on top of your dick and then put back in the anal cavity causeing nachos to form.
"dude i had a cheesey-dick-anus last night"
by branjalex January 31, 2009
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I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.
Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'
by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021
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bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face
my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face
by Joe April 23, 2005
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