I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.

Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.

by Imamunch February 7, 2024

your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!

A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.

"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierGod

by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024

I love you the mostest

Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.

Casey: “I love you the most”

Mel: “I love you the mostest”

by Findinglove_ February 8, 2024

Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.

What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!

by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

What the fuck did you just say about me?

The infamous start of the Gorilla Warfare rant.

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT

by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023