Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Smoking nic and sucking dick

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019

low tide dick (ltd)

When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.

Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock

This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

Dick rider in the House of vampires

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

dick head jockey

a fag that enjoys rubbing cocks... hence being a similar to a DJ spinning vinyls.

use to describe someone... even if they are normal. good fun.

This club is full of them dick head jockeys....

by chellisector December 18, 2008

Marinara Dick Faggot

The act of pretending a marinara sauce covered penis is a cigar.

"Your mom gave me a really nice Marinara Dick Faggot last night, lets just say the sauce covered smoke rings were delicious"

by Connor Knight xxx aka dick fag March 24, 2012