ghost-wealthy

the act of having lots of money, but in forms of objects you own.

yeah, i'm ghost-wealthy. i have a diamond at home worth $3 million. but do i have $3 million? no.

by Rutherfordium-256 July 2, 2022

Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.

Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry

-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel

by gus man November 9, 2022

Offensive wealth

One who uses an affluent disposition to excuse and/or justify a condescending nature.

“I find her authoritarian perspective to be uncouth and vulgar and her offensive wealth to be a great imposition. Yikes. Her wealth is frightening.”

by Jaythereal December 14, 2022

Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022