twit-twat

A twit-twat is someone who insists on using his or her smartphone or any Internet device to look up information on whatever is being discussed, no matter how trivial or casual the subject matter is.

The word can also be used as a verb, such as when someone posts meaningless and trivial information online and insists on telling someone about it.
As a noun

Person 1: Do you remember who the lead singer of Enigma is?
Person 2: Hang on, let me check Wikipedia.
Person 1: You're such a twit-twat.

As a verb

Person 1: Did you guys check out that awesome commercial I just twit-twatted on Facebook?
Person 2: *sigh*
by DBReed February 17, 2010
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twat waffle

A vigana covered in butter or peanut butter, syrup or honey,starwbarries and whip cream!!
The twat waffle last night was amazing
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Twat hooks

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!
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Twat trooper

Somebody who hunts the wild, untamed vagina
"what are you doing tonight jimmy?"
"well fred, im going to get my twat troopers liscense"
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Clam Twat

Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina.
"Hey Marty!"

"Hey there, Clam Twat."
by sexysailor April 11, 2009
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e-twat

This is what a winrar person got called from faggots.
<Kayc> *post gore picture*
<Pussy> e-Twat!
by Diiick May 21, 2008
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Twatting-Meff

a person who is a twat aswell as a meff, twatting kinda replaces fucking...
by tom-the-midget October 10, 2005
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