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twit-twat

A twit-twat is someone who insists on using his or her smartphone or any Internet device to look up information on whatever is being discussed, no matter how trivial or casual the subject matter is.

The word can also be used as a verb, such as when someone posts meaningless and trivial information online and insists on telling someone about it.
As a noun

Person 1: Do you remember who the lead singer of Enigma is?
Person 2: Hang on, let me check Wikipedia.
Person 1: You're such a twit-twat.

As a verb

Person 1: Did you guys check out that awesome commercial I just twit-twatted on Facebook?
Person 2: *sigh*
by DBReed February 16, 2010
mugGet the twit-twatmug.

twat waffle

A vigana covered in butter or peanut butter, syrup or honey,starwbarries and whip cream!!
by greg gill May 13, 2008
mugGet the twat wafflemug.

Twatting-Meff

a person who is a twat aswell as a meff, twatting kinda replaces fucking...
*enter name* you are a twatting-meff!
by tom-the-midget October 10, 2005
mugGet the Twatting-Meffmug.

twat muffler

Vagina, twat, snatch, cunt, pussy, mound, cochie, bitch
by T.O. Spazz April 3, 2015
mugGet the twat mufflermug.

jiggly twat

any girl with loose morals and/or a girl who has a sexual relation with a best friends man.
"she slept wit yo Boo?? What a jiggly Twat!!"
by jess klink June 29, 2008
mugGet the jiggly twatmug.

Clam Twat

Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina.
"Hey Marty!"

"Hey there, Clam Twat."
by sexysailor April 11, 2009
mugGet the Clam Twatmug.

twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.
Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.
by Sean Ethan May 8, 2008
mugGet the twat gaggermug.

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