A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 12, 2018
Get the Twat Turdmug. Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013
Get the turd scramblermug. A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020
Get the Turd Burglarmug. We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022
Get the pterodactyl turdmug. by JKool650 June 8, 2018
Get the Thanos turdmug. by VerlinHays January 6, 2017
Get the Turd Burglarmug. The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")
Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!
by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019
Get the plug turdmug.