Off the crumb

A phrase said when somebody/something is acting wild, out of hand or irregular. Mostly said to/about someone after being fuelled by (but certainly not limited to) drugs, anger, bullshit/lies, etc.

“Yo, Derek was so angry after losing the fight. He’s off the crumb right now”

“Derek is high as shit right now, he’s off the crumb”

bro 1: “DEREK YOURE DRIVING SO FAST!”
bro 2: “YEAH DEREK’S OFF THE CRUMB”

“Yo this beat go off the crumb”

“His outfit is off the crumb”

“My mum went off the crumb last night when the dog shat on the floor”

by alright seven October 1, 2019

Park it off

To “park it off” is London slang for hiding drugs or weapons, from the police.

Nuff times I've had the cops force me to park it off

by #Zone2_Kwengface December 23, 2020

Off to Narnia

When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.

Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.

by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 10, 2014

smell off

a offensive way to ask some one to go away, but not as offensive as "fuck off"

"Smell off lad, I don't have time now"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

Crock Off

When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.

Ignorant peasant: "Hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!"
You: "Crock off!"
Ignorant peasant: "Huh?"

by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017

Push off

Get the fuck on or get on with yo life

“Push off gang” or “bro you need to push off and worry about ya self”

by BigfuckingLez July 17, 2023