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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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post rip depression

"Post rip depression" is the feeling of complete devastation and utter sadness when you lose your hardcore character in a game like Path of Exile.

This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
Post rip depression hit me hard after my level 96 Raider got one shot by a rare mob.
by poeraces April 29, 2023
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
by rageandqq October 8, 2013
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post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
by MattyMac October 31, 2009
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Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”
by Kicky40 March 15, 2018
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