The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.
Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.
Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.
Brian: Ah...
Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.
Brian: Ah...
by AK #23 December 28, 2011
After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 06, 2014
A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi
by Gurly pop May 25, 2017
A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.
by Zo Spinelli February 25, 2021
My ex is a two-balled bitch.
by Veggie Girl April 11, 2006
by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009
An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.
This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
by MAC36 November 15, 2007