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T-Job

While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!

The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
by Lords of Pelham December 11, 2011
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t cut

A polishing liquid for removing scratches out of car paintwork
Some cunt scratched my car, but its ok cuz it t cutted out
by mother funky April 13, 2006
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t-girl

I like the benefits of being with a T-girl. (Can bust deep inside the pussy which fits my dick like a glove, unlike a vagina, no pregnancy. Low key and appreciative. Unapologetic feminity. Stay comin up off and making a nigga feel good with out the games.)
by 7437 January 3, 2016
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T Dot

juss da illest city in da world...da finest guys, da bess jams....its juss ill...
maine..i rep da T-dot fo lyfe
by Symone July 7, 2003
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single "t"

The act of having a person, boss, or friend miss spell your name that ends with 2-t’s in a email, text or facebook post. From that point you are referred to as one-t, single-t or just plain old “t”.
by Ice Fishing October 21, 2010
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T-series

A company who posts low-quality content on youtube that tried taking over Pewdiepie during the late 2018s and early 2019s
Person 1: yo have u subscribed to Pewdiepie?
Person 2: nah but i subscribe to T-series.
Person 1: Get out....GET OUT!
by ZER0 XZX January 25, 2019
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taking t

when a female who is becoming or wants to become trans, takes testosterone supplements.
So guys I've started taking t and I'm growing chest hair now whoopee!!
by DASSS MEH January 31, 2017
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