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Quasi-suicidal

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
I think Alex is sounding very quasi-suicidal these days, we should check on him.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
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genetic suicide

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.

Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.

The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.

These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.

So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"

"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
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suicide scare

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic
Person 1: “I love you
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024
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Suiciding

When one individual passes the ball or object used in a game or sport to another player who is not good at that particular activity
Bro you're literally suiciding if you pass it to them
by um idk das a big word December 4, 2020
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Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage
I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family
by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024
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candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
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Suicide Sunday

When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.
The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”
by Gingeabz February 28, 2021
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