a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”
girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me
girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap
girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap
by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020
Get the matthew windsormug. by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021
Get the Matthew The Rodentmug. by Bruh224 March 4, 2025
Get the Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReakenmug. The biggest sesh gremlin out there. Matthew is often found in either the pub smashing a few cold ones with the boys or in a park ripping an illybay
by eshsay remlingay November 24, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Soto is a one of a kind is one in a million loves everyone will give that one person he loves the most everything and will do everything in his power to protect it Nobody’s as cool as Matthew Soto if you find a Matthew Soto keep him close to your heart cause he will love you with all his kindness and show you his love but he will only show his love the most to the people he loves the most Matthew Soto
by anonymous March 29, 2024
Get the Matthew Sotomug.