An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I hate Evan.
by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021
Get the Mr Evansmug. He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022
Get the Alfie Evansmug. Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023
Get the Kian Evansmug. by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020
Get the Evanmug. by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022
Get the Evanmug. That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.
by RCR terms June 29, 2025
Get the Evanmug.