An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I hate Evan.
by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019
Get the Evan mug.He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022
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by grac1e August 1, 2021
Get the Lola Evans mug.1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome
Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment
by li cheng January 1, 2020
Get the Evan mug.Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023
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