Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

by Birbados November 21, 2021

Hot Coffee mod

The third-party mod that gives sexual contents to otherwise family-friendly games like "The Sims"

After installing the Hot Coffee mod, The Sims went from a family-friendly game to something that would make my parents blush!

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

coffee

any kind of stimulants, usually cocaine. used to avoid catching attention in public you're geekin

"Just drank a double espresso, i feel fucking amazing."
"You wanna grab a coffee before work?"

by cokedietndietcoke July 25, 2022

Coffee

An addicting substance best found at Dunkin’ Donuts

“Bella usually gets 3 cups of a day she’s turning into a coffee addict”

by WitjrorjbEiekndjd June 6, 2018

Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018