happy water

vodka, or other alcoholic beverages, usually clear alcoholic beverages

They were all drinking happy water, so they all got drunk.

by ZzZzmaster September 9, 2013

Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...

*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*

by anabananahammock August 23, 2011

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

water high

When you are really thirsty and you can't function right and it makes you look high.

By,
Jeremiah Jesus Hernandez

Hey tia are you water high get some water.

by Water High April 19, 2017

water nibbler

A total health freak. Someone who is cautious about consuming even distilled water.

Don't listen to those water nibblers worrying about calories, just eat sensibly and get some exercise.

by Fearman August 11, 2007

Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

Water Hungry

It means thirsty idiots.

"Hey I'm really water hungry fatty can you get me some water?"

by hnjefhnwjmakerjmdwa July 2, 2020