joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you

person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore

by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019

International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021

Joke

Joke is always there for someone who needs her help, she can give good advice, she's really supportive in whatever decisions you make. Definitely fun to be around. She has a bubbly personality and can always have a good laugh with her. Boys be careful with this one if your ever going to try and play her she'll play you ten times better

Yes! Joke!

by IanR June 4, 2020

The Mayo Joke

A joke all about mayo!

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise

by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025

funniest joke in the world

you.

“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

Joke Metal

A sub-genre of metal music characterised by whimsical performances/gimmicks/lyrics designed to enhance a band's "shock value" and "approachability". Examples include babymetal, okilly dokilly, Belushi speedball and psychostik

Man, I really fancy having a good time and going to see a joke metal band

by ToneDeafJoe July 5, 2025

Joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline

See your life is not a joke because jokes has meaning

by bRed buDdy<3 June 19, 2021