Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Story

A Strong wonderful girl that loves everything and everyone. A bit gullible and neive but great looking and good personality.

Story looks great today

by Chris Jackson November 22, 2021

Freddie goodwins IG story

The most irrelevant form of media attention

Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Hood Friend Story

Hood friend story

A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended

Add me to your hood friend story man, what happened to you guys

by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020

The littiest story ever

once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.

This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella

by Timmy thin March 8, 2019

Dorey story

A story that Jarrad Dorey tells, often met with shock and wonder

Just another Dorey Story

by Patsywashere November 22, 2024

Roblox Story

dumb videos made by 5 year olds

Not friend: Hey bestie
Main character:What
Not friend:I got 999999999999999999999123024901357918375198347591827489127439527495 robux
Main character:Cool
Not friend:i will change my avatar
1 femtosecond later
Not friend:*turns into a slender*
Not friend:You suck /e unfriend
Main character:I will play ragdoll
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123: JOIN MY GC NOW👹
Main character:Ok
Not friend:Ew who is this bacon
iMeMo15JacK: Guys let's do a name, age, and face reveal
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Im Any im 15 and this is me
iMeMo15JacK:Im Jack im 18 and this is me
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Isabella you go now
Not friend:Uhh i will be last
Main character:My name is Hannah im 14 this is me
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:ISABELLA👹
Not friend:sorry guys my mom is calling me i will be right back
Not friend:*This pic is good*
Not friend:Im emily im 7- i mean 17 and this is me
iMeMoJacK:I found that picture on pinterest
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123: Show your real face and age
Main character:Now
Not friend:Im emily and im 7 and this is me *shows baby pic*
EmilySlayRobux was kicked
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Let's play dahood
Everyone:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Not friend:*makes alt*
NotEmily:Can i be in your group
SoftieUwUSoftieSlay123:Yes
NotEmily:Im Isabella im 15 this is me
*shows baby pic*
*voice changer breaks*
NotEmily:Wait thats a pic of my brother sorry
NotEmily was kicked

This roblox story sucks
Agree

by anonymous January 27, 2024