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stones

stones is equivalent to "awesomeness" or the "very best"
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation
"Pocket Aces on the flop, I got stones. "
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"
by 1942marky December 9, 2020
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The Rolling Stones

Aside from The Rolling Stones, Nirvana and Pink Floyd are popular brands also.
by titty69muncher September 8, 2024
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contact stoned

Contact Stoned is when you get stoned by being in the same room or space that other people are getting are smoking pot/weed in.

You get stoned by being on close contact to the other person who is in the process of getting stoned/high.
I just got a little 'contact stoned' because my boyfriend smoked pot while we were in bed together.
by Imogen_B April 8, 2017
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Stone Sword Mentality

The mentality of never giving up even though you know you are going to lose over, and over, and over again.
"Look at PrinceZam, hes rushing his enemies even though he knows hes going to lose, that is a pure example of Stone Sword Mentality.
by TransFemGaymer July 16, 2023
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”
by Fuckedous March 15, 2018
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Stone-Waska-ing

The act of walking many miles in a short amount of time to maintain or lose weight and promote good health.
I like to stay in shape, so I go Stone-waska-ing 10 miles in 2-1/2 hours daily.
by The Alaskan Stony Friend March 22, 2021
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