Simp-athetic

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.

Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy

by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.

“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.

Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !

by uwu09999 January 17, 2022

DANIEL SIMP

Not really a simp but a very great guy to be around and hang out with and has a job so he can take care of you Hit him up instagram @Bwoccoli

DANIEL SIMP

means very great person

by NSA Snipz February 11, 2020

Simp-son

A group of simps

All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons

by It's just water April 4, 2021

pathetic simp

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.

friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries

by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020