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Egg Salad Sandwich 

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

rock sandwich 

A woman with extremely bad teeth.

Yeah, she’s got a great body, but it looks like she ate a rock sandwich.
rock sandwich by w_the_precedent December 17, 2005

junkyard sandwich 

An old sandwich that has been left out. It is usually accompanied by the distinct odor of old cheese and deli meat.
My brothers room was littered with old pizza boxes, dirty laundry and even a lonley junkyard sandwich.

mattress sandwich 

The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!
"My wife walked in on me doing a mattress sandwich last night"
mattress sandwich by Paul1535 June 20, 2008

Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
Ham Sandwich Club by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009

Sohkanen Sandwich 

A tuna and egg sub, named after the Sohkanens, a famous gay couple in the game Popmundo.

See Sohkanenwich for more information.
I ate a Sohkanen Sandwich for lunch.
Sohkanen Sandwich by JaySohkanen February 26, 2009