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Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 8, 2021
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Post Showtime Depression

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023
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Post Pandemic Clarity

When the news tells you the pandemic is over and states start to remove all mandates and restrictions and you realize that the crazy guy on the corner telling you about vaccine passports, mandates, and boosters 6 months before they actually happened, was right the whole time.

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Pandemic Clarity makes you feel like you just nutted and you look at your reflection in your phone and think about how gross and wrong you are. It is the feeling you get when you can think logically again, like you are snapped out of a trance.
Johnny Boy: Hey man, I just wanted to apologize to you. I had Post Pandemic Clarity after reading the CDC is relaxing mask mandates across the board and states and companies are starting to drop COVID restrictions. It turns out you were right about most of what went down during the pandemic.

Palo: It's okay Johnny Boy. We all make mistakes and better yet, we can learn from them. The next time there is a huge event, take a step back, think logically, don't take everything the media says as truth, and question everything.
by ShreddShredderton March 1, 2022
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Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.
Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.
by Hello Satan December 26, 2009
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Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"
by Dockalicious May 19, 2009
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post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
by MattyMac October 31, 2009
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