Toking Points 

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)

1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.

Toking Points by T. Panda February 9, 2013

Painted Willy 

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

Painted Willy by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons

While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"

Paint Drying Syndrome by A bored English student January 15, 2014

toilet painting 

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

toilet painting by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003

green paint brush 

Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.

Joey had to tip everyone at the wedding so pulled out the old green paint brush.

green paint brush by Carmine From Jersey November 8, 2007

12 pinter

When a girl who wants you but is fugly, you would only do anything to her if you had 12 pints of booze hense 12 pinter

Person 1: "She wants you man"

Person 2: " Nah, she's an all nighter, 12 pinter!"

12 pinter by Big Wully October 15, 2008

quiet pint 

The act of going to a bar after work or an event where the goal is to only have a couple relaxing beers and then head home early.

Alternatively used for have a very low key, chill evening at the local watering hole.

"Adam, I want to grab a beer but I am not looking to go crazy tonight. How about a Quiet Pint at the Biergarten?"
"Sure Pat, sounds like a plan."

quiet pint by patrickrl August 19, 2018