Pearl Middle School

Fags. Fags everywhere.

Person 1:So what school you go to?

Person 2: Pearl Middle School

Person 1: *gaydar goes off*

by Bust.a.left.nutzz. January 2, 2019

Peartard

A Peartard is a gullable person that believes any paid actor scientist about the shape of our world. As Neil deGrasse Tyson, astrophysicist / tv actor would describe as the earth being Pear shaped in an interview.
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTOE4Ar0Dfo)

What a peartard. He believes anything on tv.

by TheWorldIsAStage February 25, 2019

Pearl Diving

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).

"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'

by eyeRobot February 26, 2019

Pear

A very homosexual fruit, but apples are better anyways

Apples are better than a Pear

by Kunaizz March 8, 2019

Pearle

An absolute bitch. One of the rudest people you will ever meet. She acts like she owns the world because she has airpods, even though we all know they're fake and that she has no money. She judges everybody even though she shouldn't because she doesn't even wash her hair.

Person A: Ew did you see her? She looks like she just climbed out of a sewer, into a trashcan, and immediately went here. Like ew tf.

Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.

by Kookykookybitch March 16, 2019

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.

The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

Pearl

shes a crack head and she sucks dick for a living. She has no friends and she is crazy

Example: "Hey Fuck Pearl"

by Theo Sparks May 1, 2019