pillow pants

A hilarious term used in clerks 2 ..... some would describe it as a vagina demon.

This girl had a bad case of pillow pants...I had to run off in horror.

by D. Chamberlain July 14, 2006

smarty pants

Any pants you are wearing at the time you make a smarty pants comment.

Ooh, that was a good one - Patrick must have his smarty pants on today.

by fushigi88 July 29, 2009

pant shitter

See pant crapping. One who defecates in his pants, due to loss of voluntary bowel control, often secondary to overwhelming emotions (stress, fear, anxiety, elation).

GW Bush is a chronic pantshitter.

by DesiDog May 9, 2005

Noga Pants

Yoga Pants that are so tight fitting that they leave nothing to the imagination

Guy 1: "Damn! It looks like that girl isn't even wearing pants!

Guy 2: "Nah, she's wearing some of those noga pants"

by TNiggz December 5, 2012

porridge pants

Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.

I got so scared that I had porridge pants!

by Birdie November 3, 2003

No Pants McGee

Bridget
aka
girl who doesnt wear pants
she usually pairs a shirt with just leggings

damn bridget, or should i say no pants mcgee, puts pants on

by cockadoodledoopoo910232 April 6, 2009

gravy pants

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005