ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

Bolivian bull whip

When you take a tube sock, defecate into it, and then you wield it as a whip above your head swinging it violently.

I smacked your mom in the face last night with a Bolivian bull whip.

by Rose Doyle May 24, 2009

dick whipped

a man who is head over heels in love with a girl to the point where they’re straight up stupid

Guy 1: “man whats up with Connor?”
Guy 2: “hes straight up dick whipped man. Poor Yu.”

by octopixies March 14, 2018

ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe

by baby cool whip man December 08, 2010

ghost ride the whip

Walking alongside your car while swinging. Associated with the hyphy movement.

"Ghost ride the whip" - E40: Tell me when to go

by Nicholas Gersky April 15, 2006

Bisexual ass whipping

When a straight person and a gay person jump someone violently in retaliation

He called keon a faggot him and Steve gave that bitch ass dude a bisexual ass whipping see what

by WSGM the Talk January 07, 2021