booty-call jedi

An individual who exhibits self-control when confronted with a booty-call opportunity, regardless of the level of inebriation.

"My ex called last night at 2 trying to come over. I'm a booty-call jedi, though: I was horny and wasted but I still told her to skank off."

also

"I hooked up with Jhumpa last night, and I'm worried about tonight. Beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. Booty-call jedi will I be, I vow not to call her and risk the clap again."

by pbyoda April 19, 2008

Call of Duty Girlfriend

A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*

I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D

by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011

answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit

Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.

by WizeKracker April 14, 2014

call someone on the carpet

To call someone into question; to question one's action

to call someone on the carpet

by stanzz October 25, 2006

Binghamton Booty Call

You freeze your cum in an ice tray, then stick it up your girls ass and vagina and while it melts you cum in her face causing cum to simultaneously come out of all of her holes.

My girlfriend likes to get kinky with ice so I gave her the Binghamton Booty Call.

by Jim Wolf January 9, 2009

booty call monitor

A mobile or cellular phone

Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

i'll call you

Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'

Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.

After the end of a lousy date, Chandler said to Joanna, "I'll call you," even though he had no intention of calling her.

by Linda Harper August 15, 2004