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Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice
Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it
by Autism fights official December 3, 2016
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Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.
Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.
by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021
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Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.
A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!
by LTW Gaming April 22, 2022
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doom job

Oral Sexual Act: the forming of a seal between the facial lips and the recipients penor during an erectile period and the introduction of blowing down the japanese mans eye causing immediate paralysis and often death.
awright luv, give us a doom job
Steven Hawkins is the result of 3rd dregree doom jobs
she doomed me so hard i almost died
by 16Willis July 8, 2010
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Scape Job

Getting a blow job while you play Runescape.
Kenny: Hey babe, jsu on Runescape pwning noobs. Mocha: Want a Scape Job?
by WiggaAintGotAttitude December 15, 2009
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Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed
"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt
by ZJ1067 July 8, 2014
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facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.
"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
by HDNA September 14, 2011
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