Spunk Muffin

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.

1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?

by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006

bloody muffin

When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.

I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!

by Leon Johnson November 7, 2006

english muffin

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.

T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!

by T-Head May 21, 2008

Fat muffin

Someone who wears excessevely tight pants, and the fat hangs off of the top. Looking like a Fat Muffin.

Mary called Myrtle a fat muffin, because she tried to rock out tight pants, but all her fat showed instead.

by Yuliana November 22, 2005

jugga muffins

huge boobies used to describe the outer layer of the titie where the goose bumps are

duggal loves to play with his huge jaggamuffins

by tmac April 25, 2005

Glass Muffin

A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.

Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.

Drew- Weak man.....

by SexFace69 April 25, 2010

Muffin Waist

What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.

Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.

Person 1: She bent over and the fat was drooping like a muffin!

Person 2: Eww! Muffin Waist!

by Kellan Fisher September 30, 2009