michael phelps 

super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...

Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!

michael phelps by britard December 31, 2006

Michael Bay

A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.

I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.

Michael Bay by mmcluhan December 17, 2011

Michael Cera complex 

Having an intense attraction to any and all guys that possess the trademark characteristics of Michael Cera. These may include delicate features, lankiness, subtle sarcasm in almost every sentence, an adorably shy personality, a sweet smile, meek but also defensive if need be, and a hopeless romantic.

"That guy over there is so cute. Look at his adorable face! Aww, he stands awkwardly too!"

"Girl, you have a serious Michael Cera complex."

Michael Cera complex by ewokmogwai June 11, 2013

Michael Afton 

Michael Afton is a our Main Character in FNAF and a sexy person.

Person #1: Did you see the new Michael Afton Edit on Tiktok??
Person #2: Hell yeah its so sexy

Michael Afton by MichaelAftonsHusband March 16, 2022

Michael D. Eisner

A greddy fucking moron who is the former CEO of the Walt Disney Company.

There's a special place in hell for you Michael D. Eisner.

Michael D. Eisner by I like ducks April 27, 2006

michael jordan 

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

michael jordan by F22 August 30, 2004

Michael Richards 

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

Michael Richards by jesster79 November 23, 2006