italica

that moment when you think your cool. Actually just a misspelling of italics.

Nora: I wrote in italica.

Megan: I didn't know there was an idiot font now.

by Satan and Gamgee-Same person December 14, 2017

Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best

"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"

by Clagus December 18, 2017

Italian Durag

When someone eats pizza that is so shitty their puke breaks away from the chains and fills up their whole kitchen.

God Salvatore's is so shitty it made me do a italian durag.

by Captain Butt Fart December 19, 2017

italian stuffed taco

When a male enters his scrotum into the females anal cavity, and then proceeds to ejaculate on her back

Ok kids I’m going to perform and Italian Stuffed Taco.

by Jiggersarebad December 27, 2017

italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne April 23, 2018

italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.

1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.

by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018

Italian Churro

When you do anal and pull out to a thick coating of poo on your cock

"Dude, why'd you call me at 3am last night?"
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."

by AsepticNecrosis May 21, 2018