Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

hammered

Getting HAMMERED during sex using the hammer tool

person 1: Harder!

person 2: are you sure about this? it seems dangerous

person 1: YES JUST HAMMER ME HARDER!

Person 1 got hammered really hard during sex

by BTheM January 6, 2022

Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

by Osama7even July 28, 2023

Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

by krvenzz October 7, 2019

Hammer Time

1. Getting Sh*t Done!

2. Getting a laptop with your friends, finding a location that is non-distracting and being super productive.

Dude we have to hammer out this code for this website today. Alright, lets hammer time @ 3:00 today at Vision Quest.

by bcamerer February 8, 2015

Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.

Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?

by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021