While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
Get the Chicago hammer marks mug.Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024
Get the Dirty Mike Hammer mug.“Bro I was ridin out yesterday and almost got struck by a blam hammer man, Went right through the car and out the other side.”
“Don’t be a pussy, it’s part of the game”
“Don’t be a pussy, it’s part of the game”
by BongBoy420 March 14, 2024
Get the blam hammer mug.by Captaincaveham April 6, 2019
Get the Slag hammer mug.In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
by Quailz June 22, 2025
Get the Midnight Hammer mug.Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
Get the the double hammer battle mug.Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
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