A sexual position in witch the receiver is laying on their neck with there legs straight up in the air and the giver behind and over top holding up the legs of the receiver. The Hammer part is when the giver begins to squat down.
(jess) My back is killing me,
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
by Kagg January 25, 2010
Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
by alpete July 15, 2008
A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.
Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021
Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 04, 2024
1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
by Hammer P October 25, 2004
when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.
by Sir. Faggot September 16, 2017
instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.
Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
by SuperBeagle July 18, 2013