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Lactose Frog

Another name for a milf's tits. lactose for milk, frog for wrinkles.
Hello madam! may i touch your lactose frogs this fine evening?
by urine dictionary February 28, 2022
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crazy frog

one of the first memes, it began in 2005 and was alive on for a while, till around 2010 when it dies and it is now seen as a dead and unfunny meme
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The Frog's Gambit

A deliberate maneuver where you begin a task under adverse conditions, anticipating an external intervention.
He played the frog's gambit in hopes that he would not have to walk.
by FrogmeisterxDave February 7, 2026
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Frog

noun: Frog; plural noun: Froggies; abstract noun: Froggy

Slang (North America): Vulgar. a vagina or, more broadly, a woman’s crotch area. Specifically, of the exquisite quality
"I'm telling you bro, shes an amphibian. She got that good frog."

"Tell me whose frog is this"

"Im tryna get neck deep in some froggy ykwim. Got ED tho so I can only rubbit"

"Call me a herpetologist the way I spend my day lookin at froggies"

"I toad her froggy"
by frogdeep67 February 24, 2026
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Frog

noun: Frog; plural noun: Froggies; abstract noun: Froggy

Slang (North America): Vulgar. a vagina or, more broadly, a woman’s crotch area. Specifically, of the exquisite quality
"I'm telling you bro, shes an amphibian. She got that good frog."

"Tell me whose frog is this"

"Im tryna get neck deep in some froggy ykwim. Got ED tho so I can only rubbit"

"Call me a herpetologist the way I spend my day lookin at froggies"

"I toad her froggy"
by frogdeep67 February 24, 2026
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Frog Spawning

The act of applying googly eyes to an individuals junk or private area downstairs so that it is completely covered giving it the appearance of a clump of frog eggs.
The crazy guy at the orgy showed up frog spawning to everyone’s surprise.
by Hovdizzle March 8, 2026
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The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.
Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."
by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026
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