Maged joke

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.

Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!

by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012

joke-a-verse

A verse of poetry that pokes fun a someone or something.

The emcee recited a joke-a-verse at the dinner that roasted the comic celebrity.

by Circus Room June 2, 2012

tell some jokes

smoke mariganja

it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.

"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"

by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012

joke-a-paper

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.

A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.

by Circus Room January 1, 2012

Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023