Flock of Bats

Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.

Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.

by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006

Floppydoggin'

laughter late at night. Comes while extremely tired. Usually uncontrollable.

If it is 3 in the morning and you can't stop laughing, odds are you are floppydoggin'. It can happen anytime you are really tired but it is usually late at night.

by Fletcher Knoxville September 15, 2007

flop and fuck

You know those stupid foam chairs that you can buy at Wal-Mart and they open up to a shitty bed.

"My roommate has a flop and fuck, go ahead and open it up and sleep on it tonight, I don't care if you fuck a midget on it."

by Michael Richards 69666544 January 29, 2008

floopty

basically another word for a really fat person. when you walk by and see them you say flooooptyyy and they have no idea what you are talking about.

"yo man look at that floopty over there"

by shewwe11 March 23, 2010

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

Flooze

A girl who is a total ditz, she's stupid but an easy lay/slut.

Heather, Morgan's girlfriend is a total flooze.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019

Florine

The most amazing sexy sweet lovely woman in the world. She is kind of a flirt with everyone but that’s just because she wants to be everyone’s friends

-Who is that new girl? She is hot!
-Yea she has a nice booty. I think her name is Florine...
-Wowwww

by Supersupreme October 17, 2019