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Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.
by Monopoly God May 9, 2021
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Family Shopper

A person who shops for the family
My mom is the family shopper of my household because she always gets the groceries
by Family Shopper October 31, 2019
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Semi Doppelgänger Family

A family that is similar to yours, the people in the family have no real actions to you and may not look like you, but they share similar traits.
Bob: hey I met my semi doppelgänger family
Billy: cool
by Missy232 February 12, 2021
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Fact Fact Families

This one cheesy video that mskes people wave numbers in a Conga line
Fact Fact Families do the Conga
by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023
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Family Life Education

A euphemism for sex ed so parents don't get pissed and yell at the school board about how their baby boy/girl is clearly not ready for the topic even though they knew five years earlier
Parent: It's great to know they're teaching you kids how to deal with a family and making you like responsible adults unlike that pesky sex ed
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
by theyhavepotential January 19, 2025
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Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.
“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking”
by keepwondering December 18, 2024
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Family

You only need them until you don’t...
Hym “I would trade my family for money in a heartbeat. I’d do it myself. Convert 21x6¢ into a couple of million. Easy choice. Easy money.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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