the act of getting so drunk that you can no longer form sentences, carry conversations, or pass for a functioning member of society. may partake in dancing on top of bars, falling in the streets, and flashing some vag.
by mynameiskidrock May 9, 2011
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Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed
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Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed
OR
Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.
by Gothmog ( aim- Fate and Karma ) June 23, 2004
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Rob: Looks like we're getting bitch drunk tonight!
Rob: Looks like we're getting bitch drunk tonight!
by scrilla j August 1, 2011
Get the bitch drunk mug.The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied
by sir zman September 20, 2013
Get the drunk masking mug.When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.
Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"
Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"
Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"
Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"
Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"
Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....
Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"
Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)
Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"
Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"
Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"
Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"
Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....
Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"
Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)
by OshKosh07 September 2, 2009
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