Sleep Drunk

To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.

Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!

by SonicAndTailsHD November 17, 2016

Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

drunk masking

The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied

Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.

by sir zman September 20, 2013

dcell drunk

the act of getting so drunk that you can no longer form sentences, carry conversations, or pass for a functioning member of society. may partake in dancing on top of bars, falling in the streets, and flashing some vag.

damn yo, that chick on the bar giving zj's is dcell drunk.

by mynameiskidrock May 9, 2011

drunk houdini

When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.

Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"

Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"

Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"

Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"

Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"

Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....

Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"

Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)

by OshKosh07 September 2, 2009

drunk metroplex

being super drunk

im so drunk metroplex im buying everybody shots

by lalmazan January 2, 2009

Flack Drunk

Becoming very intoxicated on beer or whiskey while at a Bar.

"Hey dude, I'm pretty flack drunk, trying to roll out?"- Dude1

"I'm pretty flacked"-Dude 2

"I'm awfully flacked, not sure where I'll wake up tomorrow, probs gonna get a slick hummer on the sly"- Dude 3

by UMDguy April 25, 2009