dcell drunk

the act of getting so drunk that you can no longer form sentences, carry conversations, or pass for a functioning member of society. may partake in dancing on top of bars, falling in the streets, and flashing some vag.

damn yo, that chick on the bar giving zj's is dcell drunk.

by mynameiskidrock May 9, 2011

drunk masking

The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied

Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.

by sir zman September 20, 2013

God of the Drunk

God of the drunk is easily defined by a Scotsman we all love, Rummy. Or his more popular alias Gunblader.

Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed

OR

Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.

by Gothmog ( aim- Fate and Karma ) June 23, 2004

Sleep Drunk

To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.

Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!

by SonicAndTailsHD November 17, 2016

Steague Drunk

To be beyond the normal measures of drunk or intoxicated

"wow, that girl is steague drunk"

by the steague December 7, 2009

Kayla Drunk

Being so drunk that everything pisses you off and hitting and pinching becomes your only form of communication. Often results in the loss of shoes especially if they are boots or heels. Loss of volume control is the first sign of an individual becoming Kayla drunk.

After a magnum bottle of champagne and a few Screw Drivers, Denise had become Kayla drunk hitting her friends and throwing her heels into the forest, while yelling at cars.

by John Yaya October 11, 2012

drunk metroplex

being super drunk

im so drunk metroplex im buying everybody shots

by lalmazan January 2, 2009