An exceptionally intelligent, caring, nice, humorous, talkative, trustworthy, slim thicc female who immediately brightens any and every room and can bring a smile to anyone’s face. Though a Dr. Fisher does not currently hold a PhD, they are smart and wise enough to make you believe they’re working on their second PhD. Be careful with Dr. Fishers though; they absolutely LOVE Dasani water (with extra salt, of course), LOVE nasty special sauces from an undisclosed fast-food restaurant, LOVE ghosting people, and LOVE to get that excruciating feeling of pain at the gym so their muscles can cry tears of joy.
by SlimThiccChris November 23, 2021

by drcascone_fans November 20, 2021

Is a Relic of Engineering , teaching in this accursed field since 1960 to this current day , no one is unsure where or when Dr farouq emerged but he is now 80+ years and still lopking younger than most ,some may claim he is a geniune vampire as all the countries his visited has either fallen into deep economic or political distress the likely hood of which is Dr Farouq teaching Engineering mechanics
:I heard dr farouq el barqy is teaching you statics ?
:yess he consumed the soul of a student who answered wrong last time it was great
: ow , did anyone do anything ?
: nope we rather not
:yess he consumed the soul of a student who answered wrong last time it was great
: ow , did anyone do anything ?
: nope we rather not
by The scribe of zomborok November 22, 2023

by IchigosPinkyToe January 22, 2021

The strongest sigma skibidi teacher. He's the strongest the fastest the smartest and gets ALL Of the huzz. Mastered the aztec flicker goon at the age of 5 and has princes of nations as his students.
by Goonington IIIV February 27, 2025

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.
I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.
by QuacksO January 18, 2017
