drunk masking

The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied

Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.

by sir zman September 20, 2013

Work Drunk

When you have so much work that you say stupid things to people, primarily on facebook.

Bro1: Hey bro, tell me a story.

Bro2: A story. wtf, why?

Bro1: shit, idk dude. I think i'm getting work drunk; I just have soo much to do.

by gotjen July 27, 2011

Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

God of the Drunk

God of the drunk is easily defined by a Scotsman we all love, Rummy. Or his more popular alias Gunblader.

Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed

OR

Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.

by Gothmog ( aim- Fate and Karma ) June 23, 2004

drunk houdini

When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.

Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"

Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"

Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"

Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"

Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"

Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....

Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"

Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)

by OshKosh07 September 2, 2009

Steague Drunk

To be beyond the normal measures of drunk or intoxicated

"wow, that girl is steague drunk"

by the steague December 7, 2009

Flack Drunk

Becoming very intoxicated on beer or whiskey while at a Bar.

"Hey dude, I'm pretty flack drunk, trying to roll out?"- Dude1

"I'm pretty flacked"-Dude 2

"I'm awfully flacked, not sure where I'll wake up tomorrow, probs gonna get a slick hummer on the sly"- Dude 3

by UMDguy April 25, 2009