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put down a three 

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
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Blow me down 

Blow me down.”
is used to express surprise.
"I could ask Squire for some.”
“Without Captain knowing?”
“I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movie “Treasure island”, UK/USA 1950
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Break it down, Barney Style 

Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs
What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down

When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.
Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,

simmer down 

Simmer down!
simmer down by Dominick January 14, 2004

I'm down, cow!

A phrase used to describe someone that wants to engage in sex with cattle.
Person 1: If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?

Person 2: I'm down, cow!
I'm down, cow! by Braveskid July 27, 2011

the server is down

The excuse nerdy IT guys use when they don't want in participate in a social gathering (specifically ones that involve members of the opposite sex).
Kevin: Hey Tom, want to go out and drink some beers?

Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.

Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
the server is down by RedBeard53 December 7, 2009