DONG

Your peen bigger than normal so therefore you have a fat DONG

Hey Tim, nice DONG you got there.

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.

"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.

by Blames Johns August 5, 2016

dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker April 8, 2016

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023

Genghis Dong

The act of being a huge dick. Ghenghis Dong is the universal ruler of dicks.

Chad was such a Genghis Dong at the club last night.

by sicklecol July 12, 2022

Deep Fried Dong

A deep fried dong is a penis dipped in cocaine before fucking,

wow, that Deep Fried Dong last night was great!

by aaaaaaaaaaaā March 2, 2023