Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Bombing

Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.

Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!

by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020

Carpenter

Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.

Dude, get up off the floor and stop being a damn crack carpenter.

by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020

carpetboomering

Shitting inside a rolled up carpet and sealing the ends, filling it over several weeks before it explodes.

Dude, Alex G. got caught when he went carpetboomering.

by grr gon February 6, 2020

carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.

He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

carper

A person who carps

I don't have the bag I cannot lie I'm not a carper

by Perfect_ovacado April 24, 2020

carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth

omg jarets coming

carp munch

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020